Simon dissed my blog.
He is therefore being removed from it. Edited from this little corner of posterity.
(Although I am leaving the photo of the bearded hat because it always amuses me. I am prepared to consider the possibility that I am easily amused. Anyway....)
He will henceforth be known for blogging purposes as He Who Shall Not Be Named.
He will be sorry when this blog is renowned throughout the world and I am being offered millions for syndication rights.
He doesn't seem too concerned about this prospect.
Just you wait, HWSNBN. You'll see........